No - not an escort. A talent escort.
After debating on a frumpy dress with pockets and a fitted dress which ran short and snug, I went with the fitted and short. It didn't feel this short in the store - have I been putting on the pounds? Hmmm. Thank goodness for pashminas. and large cloth napkins. I should really get leggings to go with this. And hit the gym a bit more.
Got the pictures back - honestly, it didn't look that short. Maybe it was the getting dressed at the office and leaving directly from work - felt a tinge of skankety-skank-skank.
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