Thursday, September 4, 2008

DsOTW

Fashion Don'ts-of-the-Week:
  • Guys in horizontally-striped tank tops with contrast piping. Don't even think about it. Ugh. Just...ugh.
  • Guys in flip flops. Unlike women, men's feet are not aesthetic in any way and should be kept under wraps. Flip flops for men are in the same category as shorts.
  • Hawaiian shirts. Oldest fashion rule in the book - gets broken everyday in Sunny Socal and Sunny I-am-on-vacation Status. It's not cute. No - not even a little bit.
  • Loafers with no socks. (I would even rethink 'loafers' as a foot-covering article...) Seems too much of trying to say, "hey, I'm a yuppie, I'm educated and doing well for myself, but I like to get crazy sometimes and not wear socks." Killing me, loafers-with-no-socks. Killing. Me.