Monday, January 12, 2009

Respect the Chillaxation.

SO
Been dragging my feet all week along with the rest of the world, emerging from our two weeks of holiday and sweets-laden hibernation. I have taken to guzzling punch bowls of coffee. Some images stay on the brain from the jet-setting trails. Why are we all so drained?
In lieu of the aforementioned - I am a HUGE fan of independence and time spent in solitary reflection. Mental note: shop for a 'Do Not Disturb' sign. Maybe two.

DsOTW
  • V-neck tee shirts - why do men keep making the same mistakes? No one can pull this off - no one. Stay away from the V-necks.
  • To the chick donning the skintight long-sleeved black top, white leggings, and camel-colored Uggs on the stairmaster - nothing says you're a moron any louder. Were you absent that day in health class, fashion school, AND common sense?
  • Bike shorts with a t-shirt tucked in - Just Don't Do It.