Monday, August 16, 2010

The Black Card of All Black Cards.

I just got a new credit card to replace my old one.  It's black.  It kind of sparkles.  Weird - I've never gotten a black credit card before - no, it's not the famed AMEX toted by celebs and other heavy-hitters for doing serious damage to the tune of 250 Gs a year.

This got me thinking.  I wish there was a black card - for another elite group of people.  One that transcends money, fame, and power.  A black card that is given out only to people whose faith has been tested, resilience attacked, integrity challenged, humility confirmed, horizons expanded.  And - all requirements must have been successfully met; the card will ultimately open the door to any building, any club, and is also a ticket out of any haze of confusion (speeding ticket, etc.) that may arise regarding your legitimacy as an upstanding, and above average, citizen.  A black card that indicates membership to an extraordinary fellowship of people that don't cut corners, don't kiss ass, don't gossip, don't backstab, and don't have a tremendous chip in the...you get my drift.  A black card based solely on strength of character.

Invite only, of course.


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